https://wiki.bromilow.uk/ 2026-05-06T12:48:42+00:00 https://wiki.bromilow.uk/ https://wiki.bromilow.uk/_media/logo.png text/html 2023-09-11T20:11:59+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.bromilow.uk/fun/alternative_lyrics/driving_home_for_christmas?rev=1694463119&do=diff Chris Rea - Driving Home for Christmas I'm trying to find my car keys Oh, I revisit all the places I'm trying to find my car keys, yeah Well, I'd like to leave by nine And I've searched so long But I will find them I sing this song To dull the pain away text/html 2024-05-20T16:02:52+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.bromilow.uk/fun/alternative_lyrics/hungry_eyes?rev=1716220972&do=diff Eric Carmen - Hungry Eyes I've been meaning to tell you I've got this feelin' that won't subside I look at you and I fantasize You're mine tonight Now, I've got you in my sights With these milky eyes One look at you and my stomach's cow-sized text/html 2024-05-20T16:06:19+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.bromilow.uk/fun/alternative_lyrics/im_gonna_be_500_miles?rev=1716221179&do=diff The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) When I boot up, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's booting Linux/GNU When I log on, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man using KDE too If I get bored, well I know I'm gonna be text/html 2023-08-23T21:36:33+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.bromilow.uk/fun/alternative_lyrics/mistletoe_and_wine?rev=1692826593&do=diff Cliff Richard - Mistletoe and Wine The night has dragged on, I wake with a yawn It's 2AM, I make way to head on As I stumble, my gut groans Taste buds wet, the plate sits aglow, they're Custard creams, in a spread of dreams Stuffing my mouth full to the seams text/html 2023-03-06T01:35:41+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.bromilow.uk/fun/alternative_lyrics/start?rev=1678066541&do=diff Alternative Song Lyrics Awful alternative lyrics for songs. Probably awful. Pages * Chris Rea - Driving Home for Christmas * Cliff Richard - Mistletoe and Wine * Eric Carmen - Hungry Eyes * Jona Lewie - You'll Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties * The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) text/html 2024-05-20T16:03:11+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://wiki.bromilow.uk/fun/alternative_lyrics/you_ll_always_find_me_in_the_kitchen_at_parties?rev=1716220991&do=diff Jona Lewie - You'll Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties I'm no good at frying up and I always burn my toast Enough of my food's in the bin, an insect hotel I host I always leave the stove turned on, turned on left alone But he will always salt his pasta water while boiling