Jona Lewie - You'll Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties

I'm no good at frying up and I always burn my toast
Enough of my food's in the bin, an insect hotel I host
I always leave the stove turned on, turned on left alone

But he will always salt his pasta water while boiling

Me and my girlfriend we argued and she threw up in my loo
She must have found my cooking so bad she found somebody new
Charred black vindaloo
What am I supposed to do?

That's why he always salts his pasta water while boiling
He always salts his pasta water while boiling
He always salts his pasta water while boiling

Then I met this debutante, that said “I know how to cook”
She was into French cuisine but the lessons never stuck
This was at some fancy restaurant
I had no luck with her

He will still salt his pasta water while boiling
He will still salt his pasta water while boiling

At last I met a pretty girl, she laughed at my technique
We both walked out of the kitchen and threw my food away

And now I've done my time with pasta water while boiling
I've done my time with pasta water while boiling

He's done his time with pasta water while boiling
He's done his time with pasta water while boiling
He's done his time with pasta water while boiling
He's done his time with pasta water while boiling